WARNING This page contains material that some folks might think is inappropriate for any sane human being to read. To those folks I say this: You don't want to read it, you don't have to. Click here to find something more your speed, may I suggest a search on "shallow-mindedness"?

IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 you are specifically forbidden to follow any of the links on this page, except This one which will take you away from this area you are not allowed in.

I have only coded this page for "adult content" using the "SAFESURF" standard at this time. THis isn't to imply that I think any other standards are bad, just taht this is the only one I know at this time, as I have not been told how to use others. As soon as appropriate methods are revealed to me, I will use them. If you wish to enlighten me as to methods I should use, please Send E-Mail to me with details. If you're thinking about writing some self-righteous "you will burn in hell you pervert" E-Mail to me in an attempt to get me to feel embarassed somehow...well, you're shit outta luck buddy, it ain't gonna happen. Go ahead though, if ya want, I could use the laugh. Oh, by the way, E-Mailing me any piece of "religious information" indicates your acceptance of my terms associated with the reading of this page, which include my right to give your E-Mail address to any bulk E-Mail senders I wish, if I wish. You'e been warned.

Now that we've gotten all that legal BS outta the way, if you are of legal age in wherever you are, and if you are not offended by material that some may consider explicitly sexual then....