WHo???
Drink? I'll take a grasshopper ... no wait.. a sunrise.. no.. ummmm...
I'd like a sex on the beach... hold the sand in the pants though,,,
Hmmm, how's a bout a long sloe screw?
Depends on how long is long...
NO-FI "MAGAZINE" NO-FI "MAGAZINE" NO-FI "MAGAZINE" NO-FI "MAGAZINE"
Do What? And HUH??? Wazzis magazine stuff???
If somebody offers you a movie called "WINE ENEMA"...just say NO! NO! NO! NO!
Huh???
Awww..why not??
Because???
No, I don't think so
Whatever
Whatever? Promise? Whatever my li'l ol
heart desires?
Um, sure, why not
Is the food any good at Brandy's?
in the Land Where i was Born.... Lived a Man Who sailed the sea...
Did he live in a yellow submarine?
No, he lived in a green hero...
I thought he lived in a crooked house.. with a crooked cat and a crooked mous
somthign like that
was he the one with the tall hat?
Hmmmmm... maybe that was the Cat in the Hat???
Life's like a box of candy; you gobble it and it's gone.
Actually, it's not gone.. look behind you...
What?!? Who's following me?!?!
The box of chocolates you call your life ... you ate 'em!
I Wish i were an Oscar Meyer Weiner :)))
I wish I were a tourist in the bahamas myself...
I wish I werea millionaire personally, but hey
I wish.. I wish... umm... how many wishes am I limited to, anyway?
No matter where you go, there you are!
Really? I *never* would have guessed!!!
well, guess some of us just can't understand these higher concepts
Perhaps if we were to stand on a ladder ... or wear spike heels???
or maybe be stood on by someone on a spiked ladder??
ooooooo... now *THAT* is kinky!!
are you sure kinky is the appropriate word here?
No... but what the heck.. it's as good as the next word!
Really? I never would have guessed!!
this keeps getting stuck
seems to work for me
seems as though it feels you have to post something :(
OK, fine, I'll post something
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What's bcud supposed to mean?
damn, it's still sticking
and it's still sticking
Anceint Chinese Curse: May all your wishes be granted
As curses go, I *MUCH* prefer "May you live an exciting life"
hello i'm here no need to worry
Why would I worry? You've just been double cursed!
How's that?
cause i'm da bomb that's why
you sure you don't mean bum?
Hey.. you leave that person's buttocks outta this!
Premum Non Nocre
Nemo sine vitio est
Excuse me.. SOME of us speak the President's American! Wanna translate?
Sure, it says No man is without vice :)
Premum non nocre~
what comes second then?
No man is without vice grips??
What about a president? Doesn't HE need a vice... president, that is??
of course he has a vice, the quote was no man is withOUT vice
the President has many vices look at Hillaray ramrodder :)
What about Ms. Jones? I'd definitely call her a vice!
True but its not anywhere near as good as my Vice
And what, pray tell, is YOUR vice? Who knows.. it might be a nat'l hobby!
mine? sex, cigarettes, and rock'n roll.. ;)
Those are vices? Damn am *I* in trouble!!! (Putting away halo)
About time you put away that halo anyway...
your horns were starting to make it rust!
Rust?? hmm need some WD40?? its really slick
Aw hell... just put a politician through a grinder.. they're greasy enough!
Yuck! Who'd want that much grime in there though?
That's what slaves are for! Make *THEM* clean it out.. Cesspool du Jour
Graceless lady
Who is a graceless lady?
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/3210 = NO-FI "MAGAZINE" (!!!)
A candle losses nothing by lighting another candle
Just make sure you don't get burned in the process!
Candles? Mmmmmm I like that
And just what do you like to do with those candles?
Blow them.... out?
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CUSeeMe???? Or are you just a peeping Thomasina??
Indigoisle is a newbie!
not for long, we'll induct him...
we don't have enough girls here, we need someone to recruit some!
but no one can get in until the firewall issues are resolved
Yeah, more chicks would be great!
The Seductress has been elevated to Keyholder status!
congrats The Seductress & welcome Indigoisle, Carebear, & Katikitty!
Ok. So I'm here... Now what??
