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Correlliankitty
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Posted Sep 16, 2008, 6:38 am |
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Correlliankitty
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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music
or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money
for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's
appointment, dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient
visit per child to the Urgent Care.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelry, wear uncomfortable
yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished
and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:
each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name,
favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink,
favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years
eventually earning the right to be called MOTHER!
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Posted Sep 3, 2008, 12:50 am |
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Correlliankitty
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Sounds like 'fun' ^.^" ...... anyways, well, my month certainly hasn't slowed down any and this weekend is going to be the worst of it - can't wait till it's over...... well I shouldn't say that it'll be fun but it will be nice to have the rush over with.... anyways, thursday morning my mom will pick me up and we'll go shoping and be home (to her house) in time for my afternoon apointment with my counselor (last apointment-details l8er), then when I'm done Morgana-le-Fae will be home from school and we'll play/read/whatever for awhile until dinner and then some TV before early bedtime 4 me, Friday I have to be up by 6 (6am everyday this week LOL) and then I'm sure that there are a million and 1 things I have to do including walking up to the bus stop and back 2x (in the morning and then in the afternoon ^.^ - it's a good walk).... then we have Swimming night - My mom, Morgana-le-Fae and I meet Jo and her 2 foster kids at the park for a picnic dinner then we swim (at the swim center - it's only $1/person on friday nights) for an hour and a half, then we go to McDonald's for a little ice cream treat - and the kids like to play on the slides LOL ... then I have to come back here to Carson so that I can get up at 5am because my friend Jenny is picking me up at 6am Saturday morning, for the Memory Walk (walk for Alzheimers) (so early because I'm helping to set up) - then when that is done around 1:30-2pm my uncle will pick me up and we'll go over to Family Day (over at my Daughter's school - in Woodfords) and I'll help out there until probably 7pm..... then I'll spend the night at my parents' and come back here to Carson again on Sunday.....then I'll get a chance to rest.....
Sry... didn't mean to go on so much ...... but I guess I have a lot to do this weekend LOL......seems like I'm this busy every weekend - 2 or 3 things everyday .... oh well.........
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Posted Sep 16, 2008, 6:28 am |
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Correlliankitty
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Hey all - sry I went MIA again my schedule has just been insane - I'm usually at my parents' house 4-5 days a week and only here about 2 days. And by then my inbox has about 300 e-mails screaming for attention LOL - add cleaning up the house and trying to squeeze in some exercise here and there and I've about had it  .... but, I'm hoping that this month will be a bit more organized and less frantic ^.^ .... and maybe I'll have more time to catch up with my friends ^.^
So anyways, how have you all been? Good I hope - I noticed that you were having server troubles, hope that everything got moved ok ^.^ Well.... I'll TTYL
HUGGLES!!!!
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Posted Sep 2, 2008, 9:39 pm |
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Correlliankitty
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Wow, I missed a few things LOL
April 25th is my Birthday ^.^
August 20th my daughter turned 5 ^.^ (She started Kindergarten on the 25th)
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Posted Sep 2, 2008, 9:07 pm |
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